无锡雅思--口语考试别紧张 雅思考官也是要学中文的人

　　"遇见你的眉眼，如清风明月。"

　　听到你的"带劲"，我虎躯一震。

　　看见你那忽闪忽闪的深邃大眼睛，就像吹了哈尔滨夏夜的风。身上一点儿也不粘，舒服！爽！

　　每一次与考官面对面，我都会心动。

　　遇见温和耐心的英国阿姨，我觉得她是唐顿庄园的伯爵夫人。

　　遇见眉头微蹙的大胡子中年叔叔，我觉得他是小李子。

　　遇见口音咖喱味儿的印度裔考官，我觉得他想教我摔跤！

　　遇见你，我觉得……

　　说了辣么多，笔者只想说作为一名跨文化传播使者，老师认真地告诉你，雅思考官只是一个普通人。

　　下了班以后的他们也会挤地铁、说脏话、玩手机、泡酒吧，会突然开撕、也会一脸假笑，正经起来比谁都绅士淑女。

　　大家出国留学去学英语，你们的考官来中国也想学汉语。

　　考官，不是神圣，不是妖魔鬼怪，只是一个又一个每次都只给你5.5分的陌生人。

　　万年5.5分，怎么也过不去这个坎儿，原因有千千万。其中之一，就是你见到考官太紧张，发挥不出实力。

　　两千多块人民币的考试，一不小心就得重考，能不紧张吗？！

　　何老师也曾经是考官，外国留学生汉语口语考试的考官。

　　每次他们一个一个进到教室来坐在我对面，我都有一种君子报仇的感觉！终于轮到我折磨你们了！《青花瓷》给我唱一遍，没有歌词参考！《施氏食狮史》给我读一遍，声调不能错！

　　哈哈哈哈哈！

　　虽然并没有真的考他们这些，我还是脑补了一下他们朗读《施氏食狮史》的搞笑样子，真的有一种解气的感觉！童鞋们，我替你们报仇了！

　　考完试，经常会收到他们自己做的小饼干小面包。贿赂我也知道投其所好，聪明！哈哈哈哈哈！

　　我们没法贿赂雅思考官，但是我们可以做到不卑不亢。无论对面坐着的是什么人，给你留下了什么印象，只要尊重他，也同时为自己赢取尊重，这场考试就会平安无事。

　　实在不行，还可以投诉考官呢！

　　具体投诉步骤，且听下回分解。

　　最后奉上一段何老师原创的人物类话题小素材，希望大家喜欢。

　　I'm going to talk about a special person who is very talkative and nice. He was my previous IELTS examiner. I met him during one of my IELTS speaking tests many years ago. He was a unique examiner, a very talkative one.

　　I remember no matter what answers I gave for his questions, he would always nod at me with a smiley face and share with me his own answers for the questions. I had never met an examiner who behaved like a friend or a big brother.

　　He told me he loved Chinese cuisine and southern cities. He also told me that he traveled alone to more than 30 cities in China and made quite a few friends who came from all kinds of background.

　　I could never forget his crystal blue eyes and charming voice.As far as I can remember, he talked more than I did during that test and later when I checked my score, I was shocked by the 7.5. It was unbelievable. I was thrilled and also extremely grateful to meet such a great examiner in my life.Sadly, we didn't see each other ever again.

　　However, I'm lucky today since I meet you, my dear sir. You are just as nice as that British examiner I was talking about. It's a miracle that we could meet here in this university and I wish all the best for you.

　　That's all I wanna talk about for this topic. Thank you.

　　附录：《施氏食狮史》原文

　　石室诗士施氏，嗜狮，誓食十狮。施氏时时适市视狮。十时，适十狮适市。是时，适施氏适市。施氏视是十狮，恃矢势，使是十狮逝世。氏拾是十狮尸，适石室。石室湿，氏使侍拭石室。石室拭，氏始试食是十狮尸。食时，始识是十狮尸，实十石狮尸。试释是事。